Welcome to the Prophets of Doom and Gloom

We Predict the Unpredictable

Established in 1999 by a group of visionary prophets, we've been accurately predicting the worst-case scenarios for over 20 years.

Our team of experts has been warning of impending doom and gloom on everything from global pandemics to zombie apocalypses.

Learn more about our doomsday preparedness plans

Meet the Prophets

• Prophet of the Apocalypse
• Prophet of the Zombie Uprising
• Prophet of the Robot Rebellion

Don't worry, we're not all doom and gloom (although we are all about doom and gloom).

Our Prophecies

• 2023 Global Heat Death
• 2025 Solar System Collapse
• 2028 Totalitarian Dystopia

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