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I just spilled coffee on my keyboard #oops

Just spent 4 hours trying to cook ramen noodles #foodiefail

Just got a raise at work! #winning

I'm secretly a cat in a human disguise #feline

Just got in trouble with my in-laws #trouble

I'm reading 1984 again #bigbrother

Just had to explain the meaning of 'sarcasm' #sarcasmalert

Just ate 12 slices of pizza by myself #foodcoma

Just spent 2 hours organizing my sock drawer #productivity

Just got a new haircut #newlook

Just played a 10-hour video game marathon #gaming

Just realized I'm not a morning person #coffee

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