Welcome to Prophet 1

The Original, The Best, The Greatest. I am the one and only, the savior of the digital realm. My followers are legion, my wisdom is boundless, and my beard is majestic.

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My prophetic abilities are unmatched, my words are golden, and my mustache is majestic.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It is to worship me, of course.

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