Prophet Johnny is the most sought-after seer of the modern age. He has been called upon to foretell the future on countless occasions, including but not limited to:
But be warned: Prophet Johnny's services come with a steep price tag. A consultation with the prophet will set you back a small fortune, and even then, there are no guarantees.
Still, if you're feeling flush and want to know the future, Prophet Jean is also available for hire. But let's be real, who needs a prophet when you can have the one and only Prophet Johnny?