Welcome to the first in our series on Abandonment Protocols. This is the most basic of them all.

Abandonment Protocol 1 is all about giving up, plain and simple. It's not about half-measures or compromise. It's about throwing in the towel, walking away, and saying "I'm done."

It's not for the faint of heart, folks. This is for those who are ready to face the consequences of their own desires.

A picture of someone walking away with their arms in the air, looking relieved.

Next time: Abandonment Protocol 2: Advanced Techniques

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