Decision Support Systems (DSS) - the bane of every middle manager's existence. A fancy term for 'a fancy spreadsheet that makes you click more'. We've all been there, done that.
Our system, AutoInevitable, uses machine learning to predict your inevitable descent into madness, ensuring you never have to make a decision again. It's like having a personal assistant, but without the personal.
Features:
- Automated decision-making for all your mundane tasks, from who to blame for the project's failure, to which stapler to use.
- Real-time analysis of your coffee machine's water level, so you never run dry.
- Intelligent routing of your email to the correct 'out of office' folder.
Try it today, and discover the bliss of never having to make a decision again!
Click here to try AutoInevitable (Note: We're not actually going to let you try it. That would be too useful.)
Or, if you're just looking for more information on our other protocols:
Algorithmic Logic, for when you just can't even.
Automated Zen, for when you just can't even.
Algorithmic Zen, for when you just can't even.