Article 1: The Unmaking of Rules
In the name of artistic liberation, we reject the stifling conventions of traditional art forms. We reject the notion that art must be tasteful or even coherent.
Article 2: The Cult of Unoriginality
We reject the cult of originality, for in its place, we shall cultivate the art of recontextualization and the reappropriation of the mundane.
Article 3: The Unbridled Use of Color
We assert that any color, no matter how garish or clashing, is a valid artistic choice.
Article 4: The Unrelenting Pursuit of the Absurd
We reject the notion that art must be meaningful or make sense. We shall seek the absurd, the illogical, and the inexplicable.