Q: What is Steampunk Stasis?
Steampunk Stasis is a revolutionary new technology that allows you to freeze time and travel anywhere in the world. With our patented Time-Traveling Pocket Watch, you can visit the Wild West, the Roaring Twenties, or Ancient Egypt. All while avoiding pesky things like 'death' and 'responsibility.'
Q: How does it work?
Our device harnesses the power of steam-powered chronon particles, which are then focused into a localized temporal displacement field. This field effectively 'freezes' time around the wearer, allowing them to move freely without worrying about the consequences of their actions.
Q: Is it safe?
Our device has been extensively tested on a variety of subjects. Results indicate that the only known side effects are a mild case of temporal disorientation and a slight risk of spontaneous combustion upon reintegration into the timestream. We recommend wearing protective gear, including goggles and a leather corset.