Steam Powered Somnoluxury

Steam Powered Somnoluxury: Achievements

We have successfully harnessed the power of steam to create the most comfortable, most opulent, most utterly impractical armchairs in the world
We have invented the world's first steam-powered toaster that can also play the trombone
We have created a line of steam-powered perfume that smells suspiciously like burnt rubber

And these are just the beginning! Our team is constantly working to push the boundaries of what's possible with steam power.

See our latest project: Steam Powered Tap Dancing Robot

Our team's latest masterpiece: a robot that can tap dance with the elegance and poise of a true ballerina, powered solely by steam

Watch as it effortlessly tap dances its way across the floor, its intricate footwork a testament to the wonders of steam power

Join us for our upcoming steam-powered tap dancing robot show, and witness the majesty of steam power firsthand!

Our steam-powered tap dancing robot will be performing on the following dates:

Tickets are selling out fast! Don't miss your chance to witness the majesty of steam power as it pertains to tap dancing

Prices:

Adults: 10 Steam Dollars (includes complimentary steam-powered popcorn)
Children: 5 Steam Dollars (includes complimentary steam-powered lollipop)
Steam-Powered VIP Package: 20 Steam Dollars (includes front row seat, signed steam-powered tap dancing robot poster)