A: The Automatonizer is a device that harnesses the power of steam and clockwork to manipulate the very fabric of time itself! It's like a time machine, but more complicated, and with more gears.
How Does It Work?A: It works by... well, that's a trade secret. Let's just say it involves a lot of brass and copper.
What Is The Future Of Steampunk Stasis?A: The future is bright, and full of clockwork!
Why Should I Use Automatonizer Over Other Time Travel Methods?A: Because you won't find a better combination of style, efficiency, and risk of temporal paradox in all of history! (Just kidding, that's not a real risk.)
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How To Travel To The Past Without Getting CaughtA: Not yet, we're still working on it. But we're getting close! (Just don't ask about the time-traveling toaster. That's still in beta.)
How To Travel To The Future Without Getting Frozen In A Time LoopA: Safe? Ha! The Automatonizer is like a time-traveling motorcycle, but with more gears. It's not safe, but it's worth it! (Just don't blame us when you get stuck in a time loop.)
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