Are you tired of getting stuck in time loops? Do you yearn to visit the wild west of the 1880s, only to find yourself back in your own bed, with a headache and a hangover? Look no further! Our Steampunk Stasis Automatonizer has got you covered.
First things first, you're going to need a time machine. Don't just use any time machine, though - build one from scratch! Get yourself some copper pipes, a few gears, and a good dose of crazy glue. You can't have a time machine without a few good whirring sounds, am I right?
Get your time machine plans hereOnce you've built your time machine, you'll need to set your coordinates. Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds. Just remember: Ancient Egypt is 3000 BCE, The Wild West is 1885, and the moon landing is 1969. Easy peasy!
Check out our time travel chronology tablesNow that you've got your time machine, and your coordinates, you'll need to avoid the butterfly effect. Don't be that guy who goes back in time and kills his own grandfather. Or, you know, doesn't. That's just confusing.
Learn how to avoid the butterfly effectAnd that's it! You're ready to travel through time like a pro! Just don't forget to bring a good supply of snacks. You never know when you'll be stuck in a time loop.
Check out our time traveling snack list