Welcome to the world of Surrealism, where dreams and nightmares are made of the same fabric as reality itself.
As a movement, we reject the mundane and the banal, the dull and the grey. We seek to break free from the shackles of rational thought and plunge headfirst into the depths of the absurd.
We are the masters of the illogical, the champions of the illo tempora.
Join us, and together we shall create a world where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the rules of reason are but a distant dream.
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And, for the truly daring, join our secret society of Surrealist ninjas.