Procrastination is a time-honored tradition among the esteemed citizens of the SURREAL Empire.
Our methodology is simple: put off the inevitable until the last possible moment.
We've perfected the art of doing nothing in particular, but with a hint of something.
Our experts will guide you through the process of doing the bare minimum, with a dash of flair and a pinch of apathy.
Click here for our step-by-step guide on doing the bare minimum, or here for our advanced techniques.