As we stand at the precipice of a world in chaos, we, the Surreal Solutionaries, call upon you, the brave, to join our cause! We shall not be silenced by the dull, gray monotony of reality! We shall not be bound by the shackles of logic and reason!
Our revolution shall not be televised, but it shall be Instagrammed. We shall not be heard, but we shall be hashtagged. For in the realm of the surreal, the truth is not what you see, but what you post!
Join us, dear reader, and together we shall create a world where up is down, and down is up. Where left is right, and right is left. Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the laws of reality are but a joke!