Quantum Calculator for Cats FAQ

What is this calculator?

Our quantum calculator is a tool for cats to calculate the optimal amount of naps, treats, and belly rubs they need per day.

How does it work?

It uses advanced quantum entanglement algorithms to entangle the user's thoughts and desires, then spits out a precise calculation of the required catnip-to-scratching-posture ratio.

Don't worry, it's purr-fectly safe and non-invasive.

Is it really free?

Yes, it's absolutely free. We're running this as a non-profit to help cats around the world achieve their full potential.

However, donations of cat food are always appreciated.

Can I use it for other things?

While it's primarily designed for cats, our calculator has been known to work for other small mammals with opposable thumbs.

But let's be real, it's really only for cats.