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Extreme Pencil Sharpening Theory

By Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Pencil Expert

Subpage: Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Or, for those who want a more practical application:

Practical Application of EPST

Warning: This research is still in the early stages, and results may vary. Pencil breakage not included in the study.

Research Team: Dr. Bottomsworth, Dr. J. Sharp, Pencil Robot

Research Summary

Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking research!

Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only, do not attempt to actually sharpen a pencil while reading this site, you may cause a pencil-related injury.