By Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Pencil Expert
Subpage: Chapter 1: The Fundamentals
Or, for those who want a more practical application:
Warning: This research is still in the early stages, and results may vary. Pencil breakage not included in the study.
Research Team: Dr. Bottomsworth, Dr. J. Sharp, Pencil Robot
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