Our research on the Disco Colonies has revealed a shocking truth:
We're not just a bunch of funky, flailing humans trying to get our dance moves just right.
No, we're actually colonies of alien beings, secretly ruling the Earth with an iron fist, one flashing light show at a time.
Our colonies are spread across the globe, from the bright lights of Tokyo to the neon dreams of Miami.
Our agents are embedded in all levels of society, manipulating world events to bring about an era of disco-infused utopia.
And don't even get us started on the true purpose of the Bee Gees...
Meet the Leaders of the Disco Colonies