The Quantum Fluctuations Research Initiative: Phase One

Exploring the Frontiers of Unreliability

Phase one of the Quantum Fluctuations Research Initiative has been underway for several weeks now, and our scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery: the universe is still kind of broken.

Using our top-of-the-line quantum flux capacitor, we've managed to pinpoint the exact moment when reality started to go haywire.

It turns out it was during a particularly heated meeting about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Details are still sketchy, but we're working on it.

Want to learn more? Check out our Phase One Findings or our Next Phase for more information.