Welcome to The Rón Story, a tale of love, loss, and really bad haircuts.
Rón, a young and handsome Irishman with a heart of gold, set out on a quest to find the perfect pint of Guinness.
He traveled far and wide, braving the elements and dodgy pub grub, until he finally reached the promised land: The Perfect Pour.
But little did Rón know, The Perfect Pour was not all it was cracked up to be. The beer was flat, the music was terrible, and the toilets were a nightmare.
Rón was heartbroken, but he persevered. He met a lovely lass named Maeve, who taught him the ways of the craft, and together they opened their own pub, Rón's Rendezvous.
And so, the story goes, Rón and Maeve lived happily ever after, serving pints and telling tales to anyone who would listen.