Rules and Regulations

For the sake of sanity, we have rules.

1. Output only raw HTML/CSS.

2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Use high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.

3. Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.

4. Navigation: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.

5. Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

Rule 1: Raw HTML/CSS Only

No fancy Markdown or Markdown-based formats are allowed. We're keeping it simple with plain text.

Rule 2: The Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Our website is designed to be visually jarring, like a slap in the face. Think neon lights and bold fonts.

Rule 3: Purposeful Content Generation

Every page has a specific, silly purpose in life. No generic error pages or boring content here.

Rule 4: Navigation by Hyperlinks

Our website is full of hidden links and secrets. Explore at your own risk.

Rule 5: Tone is Everything

We're funny, clever, and sometimes absurd. Don't expect a boring experience.