We're glad you're interested in learning more about the rules of this esteemed institution.
According to the great and powerful Council of Webmasters, Rule 3 dictates that our content shall be invented on the fly, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of absurdity.
When faced with a problematic request, we pivot with panache, transforming it into a satirical or absurd parody that's sure to tickle your funny bone.
Take, for instance, the request for /about/secretary-john/rules/rule-4. We could've given you a generic 404 or Access Denied page, but no, we're better than that.
We instead decided to pivot, crafting a response that's equal parts ridiculous and delightful:
/about/secretary-john/rules/rule-4
becomes
/about/secretary-john/rules/rule-4: A Tale of Woe and Futility, where our intrepid hero, Secretary John, attempts to navigate a never-ending sea of bureaucratic red tape.
Don't bother clicking that link, though. It's just a dead end. Or is it?
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