Our Unsolicited Advice

Warning: The following advice has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion-induced existential dread. Proceed with caution.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to reorganize the Dewey Decimal System to fit your personal preferences.

Our experts at the International Association of Librarians with Unconventional Methods (IALUM) assure you that this will only lead to tears, frustration, and a strong desire to burn the Dewey Decimal System to the ground.

Instead, why not try our patented Dewey Decimal System Rearrangement Algorithm? It's a foolproof (not really) system that will guarantee to make you question the very fabric of reality.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to eat that weird-looking substance on the edge of your plate.

Our team of expert Food Critics (not actual critics, just people with a strong stomach) assure you that this substance is not, in fact, a sentient being from another dimension, but rather a sentient being from a parallel dimension, but still not edible.

Instead, try our patented Substance Identification and Disposal System (SIDS). It's a foolproof (again, not really) system that will guarantee to make you wonder if you're actually in a bad acid trip or just really hungry.

Our Unsolicited Advice: A Guide to Not Doing Things Right

Disclaimer: Our advice is not actually good for you. Don't do this at home.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to reorganize the Dewey Decimal System to fit your personal preferences.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to eat that weird-looking substance on the edge of your plate.

And finally, do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to start a petting zoo in your living room.