Article I, Section 2, Clause 3: A snack is only as good as its crunch. If it lacks the satisfying snap of a chip or the gentle crunch of a carrot stick, it is unworthy of the name.
Article I, Section 1, Clause 1: The Crunchy Foundation of Snack EthicsThe Snack Council of the United Galactic Empire, in session 3456, decrees that the following snacks shall be considered acceptable:
All others shall be considered subpar and shall be subject to ridicule and scorn.
Article III: The Snack Council's Guide to Subpar SnacksIn conclusion, we, the Snack Council, declare that a snack is not just a snack, but a way of life.
Article IV: The Snack Council's Guide to Snack-Based Philosophy