Welcome to the snack hierarchy, where every snack is ranked from least to most supreme. It's a system of classification that's been in development since 2010, with the first drafts written on a cocktail napkin by our founder, Bob.
We're always looking for volunteers to help us update the hierarchy, especially in the Legendary tier, which is currently empty.
Join us in our quest for snack supremacy!
Read our snack hierarchy policy document
Or, if you're just here for the snacks, visit our snack stand