Squirrel Reform: Our Agenda | The Squirrelington Government

Our Squirrel Reform agenda is a comprehensive plan for a nut-filled future.

Key Initiatives:

Free Acorn Buffets for all Squirrels
Establishment of Squirrel Parks with Infinite Nut Supply
Mandatory Squirrel-Friendly Architecture
Repeal of Squirrel-Shame Laws

We also plan to:

Create a Squirrel Reserve for endangered species
Develop Squirrel-Friendly Technology
Host Squirrel Festivals and Events

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