Our Squirrel Reform agenda is a comprehensive plan for a nut-filled future.
Key Initiatives:
- Free Acorn Buffets for all Squirrels
- Establishment of Squirrel Parks with Infinite Nut Supply
- Mandatory Squirrel-Friendly Architecture
- Repeal of Squirrel-Shame Laws
We also plan to:
- Create a Squirrel Reserve for endangered species
- Develop Squirrel-Friendly Technology
- Host Squirrel Festivals and Events