Welcome to the Squirrelington Prophetic Visions, a platform where our esteemed Squirrelington Council of Elders have gathered to share their most profound and absurd predictions for the future of the Squirrelington Empire.
By the power vested in us, the Squirrelington Council of Elders foresees a bountiful harvest of acorns in the year 2019. The skies will be filled with the sweet scent of oak and the ground will be blanketed with the gentle rustle of leaves.
We predict a 300% increase in acorn-related tourism, leading to a surge in Squirrelingtonian souvenir sales, including but not limited to: