Breaking News: Squirrels Demand Better Nuts
A coalition of squirrel leaders has come together to demand better access to nuts for all squirrels.
Led by the fearless Squeaky the Squirrel, the group has taken a stand against the oppressive nut monoculture that has plagued our community for far too long.
Key demands include:
- Free and unfettered access to all varieties of nuts
- Improved nut storage facilities to prevent spoilage and theft
- Faster and more efficient nut distribution networks
We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored. The squirrels will rise!
Read the Squirrel Manifesto Watch Squeaky's Press Conference