Steam-Powered Giraffe
The Steam-Powered Giraffe is a revolutionary new device that combines the agility of a giraffe with the efficiency of steam power. Using a complex system of pulleys and pistons, the SPG can traverse vast distances with ease, making it the perfect solution for the discerning adventurer.
Features:
- Reaches heights of up to 20 feet
- Operates at 300 PSI
- Includes built-in snack compartment for optimal fueling
Goggles of Greatness
Our Goggles of Greatness are the pinnacle of steam-powered eyewear innovation. With interchangeable lenses and a built-in steam whistle, you can navigate the dangers of the industrial revolution with confidence and style.
Features:
- Protects your eyes from steam-powered machinery
- Includes a built-in chronometer for optimal timekeeping
- Comes in a variety of fashionable frames