Steve's Unimpeachable Beer Recommendations

Welcome to my beer recommendations page, where I'm not biased towards any particular brewery or style. Well, except for one. I'm looking at you, IPA.

Top 5 Beers to Drink While Pretending to be an Adult

1. Pilsner: The "I'm a responsible adult" beer
2. Lager: The "I'm still in my 20s but trying to adult" beer
3. Stout: The "I've given up on life" beer
4. Sour: The "I'm trying to be edgy" beer
5. Mead: The "I've given up on life and am drinking honey-based drinks" beer

Disclaimer: Don't drink and drive, kids. Or do, I guess. I'm not your mom.

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