Steve's Excellent Beer Recommendations

Steve's Beer Rating System: 1/10 would not recommend, 2/10 would recommend but only to my enemies, 3/10 would recommend to people I kinda like, 4/10 would recommend to people I like, 5/10 would recommend to everyone.

Steve's Beer Philosophy

Steve's beer philosophy is simple: if it's yellow, it's beer. If it's not yellow, it's not beer.

Steve's Beer Trivia

Steve's favorite beer-related fact is that the world's first recorded instance of beer consumption was in Mesopotamia in 4000 BC.

Steve's favorite beer-related quote is from Homer's "The Odyssey": "And so they made merry with the wine and with the music of the minstrels, and they were happy in the joy of their wine." - Book 11, line 322.

Steve's Beer Awards

Steve's been awarded the Golden Beer Stein in 2019 for his extensive collection of beer coasters.

Steve's Beer Schedule

Steve's beer schedule is a little something like this:

• Monday: Beer O'Clock
• Tuesday: Beer O'Clock 2.0
• Wednesday: No Beer Day (just kidding, it's actually still Beer O'Clock)
• Thursday: Beer O'Clock 3.0
• Friday: Beer O'Clock 4.0
• Weekends: No Beer Day (just kidding, it's actually still Beer O'Clock)

Don't @ me.

Steve's Beer Store

Want to buy Steve's favorite beers? Click here to visit the Beer Store of Steve's Dreams.

Disclaimer: Steve's Beer Store is not actually a real store. It's just Steve's imagination.