PREDICTION 2025
Our team of Prophets have seen it all, folks! In 2025, humanity will be threatened by a giant, city-sized toaster that will demand an endless supply of bread. We're not kidding. It's going to be huge.
We're talking 100-story skyscraper of burning, crispy bread. You'll be able to see it from space. Our sources say the toaster will be powered by a secret society of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels.
Don't worry, though. Our Prophets are on the case! They've got a plan to stop the toaster and save humanity. But first, they need your help.
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