Expertise:
- Procrastination (10+ years of practice)
- Disproportionate Self-Promotion (certified by a reputable institution)
- Occasional Web Development (self-taught, self-taught, self-taught)
Credentials:
Bob holds the following certifications:
- Master of Disproportionate Self-Promotion (MDS) - Awarded by the Institute of Unreliable Claims
- Certified Web Developer (CWD) - Self-awarded (don't ask)
- Expert in Things He's Not Sure About (ETS) - Self-taught course of questionable value
Publications:
Bob's published works include:
- "The Art of Doing Nothing: A 10-Year Guide" - A 10-year study on the art of doing nothing.
- "The Self-Promotion Handbook" - A comprehensive guide to self-promotion techniques.