Credentials

Jane Smith - Chief of Disruption

Expertise:

• Causing chaos wherever she goes
• Breaking the rules
• Disrupting the status quo

Awards:

• Most Likely to Get Fired
• Best Use of Sarcasm in a Meeting
• Most Creative Uses of the Word "No"

Education:

• Master's in Disruption, University of Chaos

Skills:

• Expert-level proficiency in Microsoft Excel (for finding ways to use it for evil)
• Fluency in sarcasm and eye-rolling
• Advanced degree in procrastination

Interests:

• Collecting antique teapots
• Reading the collected works of Nietzsche
• Practicing yoga (but only to relax)