Robert is a highly respected prophet of procrastination, known for his unwavering ability to put off even the most pressing of tasks. His followers, a devoted cult of slackers, gather 'round to hear his words of wisdom on the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Robert was born in the year 3050 BCE, in the great city of Slackville. His parents, both renowned for their laziness, recognized their child's calling at an early age. They encouraged his natural talents, teaching him the ancient art of doing the bare minimum.
Under the tutelage of his mentor, the great prophet of procrastination, Balthazar, Robert mastered the art of putting off even the most mundane of tasks. His prophetic abilities soon became renowned, and he was sought after by the greatest minds of the time.
Today, Robert is still active in the field, still spreading his gospel of laziness to the masses. His followers are many, and his influence is felt throughout the land. He is the one they call upon when they need guidance on how to avoid doing actual work.