Steve the Stellar
Steve is our resident expert on all things stellar. He's been known to predict the exact trajectory of a thrown paperclip with uncanny accuracy.
ประกAsk Steve a question about the cosmos, and he'll give you an answer that will leave you questioning the fabric of reality.
Steve's Stellar Predictions
- The sun will rise tomorrow.
- The moon is made of cheese.
- Alien invasions are imminent.
Steve is available for hire. Don't say we didn't warn youchartInstance Steve Says