John in It: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

John's collection of 4277 socks is the largest in the world. He's still looking for the 4280th sock.

John's Sock Fu Techniques

John's mastery of Sock Fu allows him to locate missing socks with uncanny precision.

John's Sock Fu is a closely guarded secret, but rumor has it he uses a combination of advanced math, ninja training, and a pinch of magic.

Theories include:

• Theory 1: Sock Vortex
• Theory 2: Sock Wormholes