Our Team: The Unstoppable John in Marketing

John in Marketing is the mastermind behind our brand's most questionable decisions. He's the one who convinced us that neon pink was a good color for our logo. He's been with us since the dawn of time, or at least since the dawn of our company. He's the glue that holds our marketing team together, and by "glue" we mean "a stapler he found in the supply closet."

When not busy making poor life choices, John enjoys playing the trombone, eating Cheetos, and pretending the world is not slowly falling apart.

Recent Accomplishments:

• Successfully convinced the CEO to wear a neon pink tie to the annual company picnic.
• Single-handedly kept the marketing team's morale up, mainly through the power of sheer willpower and the threat of being forced to listen to him talk about the merits of his favorite podcast.
• Successfully convinced the company to buy 1000 more cases of Cheetos.