Mike "Marketing" McSass: Where words are my wand and sales are my magic.
I specialize in turning ordinary products into extraordinary experiences, one tweet at a time.
When I'm not busy conjuring up new marketing spells, you can find me paragliding over the Himalayas.
Or, you know, just browsing the internet for memes.
Read about my Paragliding Adventures Learn about my Marketing Magick Check out my McSassismsJoin me on the highest of highs as I paraglide over the Himalayas while sipping on a cold one.
Warning: may cause vertigo and spontaneous smiling.
Read about my Paragliding NirvanaA collection of spells, incantations, and sales pitches guaranteed to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Side effects may include: increased anxiety, decreased self-respect, and an unrelenting desire to buy more stuff.
Learn the ancient art of Magic MarketingA collection of witty one-liners, clever comebacks, and sarcastic remarks that will make you question my sanity.
Disclaimer: McSassisms may cause permanent damage to your sense of humor.
Side effects may include: increased eye-rolling, decreased face-palming, and an unrelenting desire to quote me at your friends and family.
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