John is our resident coding ninja, capable of typing 10 lines of code per minute. He's been with us since the dawn of time and has written more bugs than the number of pixels on his favorite screensaver.
When not busy coding, John enjoys eating ramen noodles, playing video games, and pretending to be a functioning member of society.
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Or, if you're feeling brave, check out his secret code snippets.