John
Researcher Extraordinaire
John is a man of many talents, including but not limited to:
- Conjuring complex mathematical proofs from thin air
- Reading books on quantum mechanics for pleasure
- Winning at Mario Kart with an ungodly skill
When not busy saving the world from certain doom, John enjoys:
- Playing the trombone with moderate skill
- Eating entire pizzas by themselves
- Napping in the server room
Learn about Jane, the other researcher
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