Sarah in Marketing: Queen of the Beach

2022 Summer Vacation Report

Sarah in Marketing spent 17 days on the beach, 14 of which were spent applying sunscreen, 2 of which were spent recharging her social media presence.

Key Takeaways:

• We can't believe she didn't get a sunburn, but we also can't believe she didn't get a sunburn.
• Her Instagram followers increased by 5000, but only because she posted 1000 selfies with a different filter each day.
• We're considering hiring a team of highly trained, sun-worshipping dolphins to handle our social media presence.