“The best way to make a good first impression is to be the last one to leave the party.”
- Chomperino
“If at first the going gets tough, the tough get going.”
- Chomperino's Mom
“I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.”
- Chomperino's Therapist
“Life is a series of unfortunate events, followed by a series of unfortunate events.”
- Chomperino's Life Coach
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