Chomperino's Unfinished Projects
Where the dreams of innovation go to die
Chomperino is a renowned expert in starting projects that never see the light of day. With a team of highly skilled procrastinators, we're working on the most ambitious projects in the world of unfinished endeavors.
Our team members are:
Some of our notable unfinished projects include:
- Robot Overlords - A robot uprising simulator that's been in development since 2018
- Intergalactic Pancake - A space-faring breakfast food delivery service that's been on hold due to a "minor" existential crisis
- Time Traveling Toaster - A toaster that can travel through time, but only to toast the same slice of bread over and over again