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TimeTravelingToaster
Time-Traveling Toaster 3000
The Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 is a revolutionary new appliance that allows you to toast bread while traveling through time.
Features:
- Toast to perfection in the year 3050
- Burn a hole through the fabric of space-time prophets
- Includes a built-in chrono-disruptor for maximum time-traveling stability
- Perfect for the discerning toast enthusiast on-the-go
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Warning: Time Traveling Toaster 3000 may cause:
- Temporal paradoxes
- Disruption of local space-time continuum
- Existential dread
- Toast-induced vertigo