Meet the Team

David

Sub-Team Lead

David is our resident expert on all things mediocre. He spends his days perfecting the art of doing just enough.

Learn about Mike's impressive beard

John

Senior Coffee Connoisseur

John is our go-to guy for all things caffeine. He can recite the perfect coffee-to-milk ratio from memory.

Discover Emily's coffee-fueled art projects

Sub-Team Members

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See John's sub-team Note: The subteam John is a fictional person and not actually related to any real person named John.