Gloop is our team lead, a master of all things sticky and sloppy. He's got a PhD in Slopology and can recite the entirety of "The Art of Slop" by heart.
Learn more about Gloop's impressive credentialsMcGee is our team's resident genius, a master of the obscure and the absurd. He's got a certificate in Extreme Ironing and can explain the finer points of quantum physics to a toaster.
Read McGee's riveting paper on the applications of Extreme Ironing in Modern PhysicsBlerp is our newest member, a whiz kid from the depths of the basement. She's an expert in the art of finding lost socks and can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
Read about Blerp's impressive journey from basement dweller to team member