John, the Unstoppable

John is a master of the ancient art of Extreme Crochet. He has mastered the technique of making the most complicated doilies in the shortest amount of time. When not busy making doilies, he's probably busy eating donuts.

John has a degree in Extreme Crochet from the prestigious University of Extreme Crochet, where he studied prophets under the great master, Professor Purl. He is a member of the Extreme Crochet Hall of Fame and has won numerous awards for his work.

John is secretly a master of Extreme Crochet, but he also enjoys extreme ironing, extreme knitting, and extreme folding.