About John: Project 2

John is a master of the mundane. As the lead developer of Project 2, he's responsible for creating an infinite loop of beige cubicles and fluorescent lights.

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Project 2 Highlights:

Phase 1: Inception
Phase 2: The Bureaucracy
Phase 3: The Unending Meeting

Project 2: Phase 3 is currently on hold due to unforeseen budget overruns.

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