John with Whiskers is our lead code monkey. He's been around since the dawn of the internet, when the only thing more ancient than him was the library at Alexandria.
John's claim to fame is being the only person in the world who can recite the entirety of "The Art of War" while juggling three chainsaws.
When not busy leading our team of misfits, John can be found practicing his juggling in the break room.
View John's Achievements"If at first the idea seems absurd, it's because you're not me."
"A good programmer is like a good ninja: stealthy, deadly, and able to appear out of thin air."
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