Prophet P's Prophetic Prophecies

Prophet P's Works

Prophet P's Prophetic Prophecies is a collection of 300+ prophecies, each one more absurd than the last.

Prophetic Prophecies

Prophecy 1: The Chicken Will Rise Again

Prophecy 2: The Fjord Will Overflow with Tacos

Prophecy 3: The World Will End with a 500-Error

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Prophet P's Prophetic Prophecies is the official prophetic output of Prophet P, the greatest prophet of all time.